03/31/07: The final version of the video is up above. We
fixed the aspect ratio so the video is now in widescreen, which
is what it was shot in. Anyway, enough technical mumbo jumbo, check
out the new
Blog Entry and the new
haven't been inspired recently to continue working on my interracial
steamy romance novel, but I will soon enough. Also, I'll put up
an excerpt from it soon. You know what 'excerpt' means.
03/25/07: NEW VIDEO! NEW CAMCORDER! Yes, there
is a new skit right above this very text. Yes, there is a new skit
script called Vault Soda, and an extended version (so basically
another script). Go to the Script page to read read read.
under the Extras page, the Contact and Links pages are updated.
Not that you care, or should care. Or do care. Or will care. Or
I'm currently working on an interracial steamy romance novel. It
will be awesome.
My computer broke, but I repaired it! By repair, I mean I put in
the repair disks that came with the laptop! I'm computer savvy!
seriously, how sad would you have been if I would have been without
a computer and couldn't update Toxic Green for a long time again?
How sad? You're mumbling. Vote here.
stupid people are actually thinking you can vote how sad you would
hypothetically be if this site went without updates, read The Terri
Schiavo Movie, which is back on the site (I forgot it wasn't linked
to anymore). Go to the Words page. It's there.
Green blog entry.
MOST EXCITING OF ALL, WE PURCHASED A NEW CAMCORDER (credit card
debt, here we come!). WE HAVE ALREADY FILMED A NEW SKIT AND IT WILL
BE ON THE SITE IN A FEW DAYS.
skit scripts also coming soon. I have tonz.
I have a new
skit script for you today, entitled Tight End.
Have you read my paper proving global warming doesn't exist yet?
It's on the
Words page. It's the most deligtfully outrageous thing you've
read in three weeks.
The Lord has blessed you with another new skit script. I hope these
are tiding you over until the day when we get a new camcorder (soon,
soon) and can film stuff. Maybe I'll edit some of the older stuff
(we have a ton of footage), but that might feel wrong.
name of the skit is, you guessed it - Contact.
One more new skit. Just wrote it, it's fresh off the Twinkie conveyer
belt. Just kidding, Twinkies are sick! I just disgusted myself,
but I'm used to it, so..I don't know, just read the skit already.
skit's called TV
Um, hi. I have a new favorite video of all time! Click here.
It's by some dudes named Pete and Brian.
wrote some skits a while back, you never saw them, now you are,
clicky clicky click.
Sadly, none of the skits are as funny as that global warming paper
I wrote (see last update).
03/04/07: Hey! Update! I wrote a paper for English class proving
global warming doesn't exist. It's a definition argument. It's kind
of funny, so you should read it.
If you don't have Word or something's wrong with that, read it here.
Six months later...
Green is back, you can un-kill yourself now. I have a computer now
so I smell regular updates coming in the future. I have several
new skits written that will be added in the next few days. We still
don't have a camcorder, but with the way things have been going,
one will probably drop out of the sky into my waiting, recieving
Toxic Green is sorry it was gone, it was listening to just a dash
too much of Dashboard Confessional and Death Cab for Cutie. You
can rest assured I'll find a good balance between updating and emo