Male #1 (golfer)
(Golfing, takes swing, watches where ball would go, takes another swing, this time hits, stands turned, watching ball.)

Male #2 (robber)
(Guy comes from behind and takes the first man's wallet, opens it up, counts money, takes money, puts wallet back in back pocket.)

Male #1 (golfer)
(Turns back, not suspicious.)

Male #2 (robber)
(Looks at him.)
"My name's Arthur Pendragon." (waits for response, as if he expects the golfer to recognize him) "I'm a lawyer."

Male #1 (golfer)
"So?!" (Looks at robber like he's crazy, shakes head and walks away.)
(Is about to hit the ball again.)

Male #2 (robber)
(Comes up right behind Male #1 when he's about to hit the ball.)
"I can take a case for you."

Male #1 (golfer)
"Fuck! You screwed up my put!"

Male #2 (robber)
"I can take a case for you. I have taken many cases, and I have won millions of dollars, as you can see."
(He opens up a briefcase filled with money, some of it falls out.)

Male #1 (golfer)
"I don't have any cases."
(Walks, tries to take a put again.)

Male #2 (robber)
(Sneaks up behind him when he is about to hit.)
"I can take a case for you!"

Male #1 (golfer)
"Fuck! You screwed up my put, again!"

Male #2 (robber)
"I have a Wall Street Stock Tip Card here that says the stock market is going down, apparently. You might want to hang onto that."
(Hands golfer the card.)

Male #1 (golfer)
"I guess you could take a case for me."

Male #2 (robber)
"I'm just kidding. I'm not even a fucking lawyer. This is all play money from a little Monopoly game, see?"
(Opens up briefcase.)
"I'm just fucking kidding."
(Drops briefcase and skips away.)