Billiam's Dog (A Billiam Buckingham Skit)
This skit has one of the
recurring characters in the show, Billiam Buckingham (formerly known as
Billiam Furby), played by Jake Rentmeester.
(Billam and another man
are standing around somewhere. The man glances over at the back of Billiam's
black shirt and notices there is a lot of hair on it.)
Male #1: "You got a
bunch of hair all over your shirt. Holy shit."
Billiam: "Yeah, chief.
I got a dog."
Male #1: "Yeah, I know
you have a dog...remember, I've seen it."
Billiam: "Ya ever fucked
it?"
Male #1: "What?!?"
Billiam: "Ya seem to
be so familiar with it...have you ever fucked my dog?"
Male #1: "That's absurd!
Of course not!...Well, once...but we were both really churched."