Contact

One student appears to have a problem with his eye and is rubbing it profusely. He turns to the student next to him.

"Hey, do I have something in my eye?"

(loud) "Are you crying?!?"

"Seriously, dude, can you see anything in my eye?"

The student stares deeply and intensely into this stranger's eye.

"A contact! Hahahahahaha!" (nudges him) "Ahahaha."

The student with the eye issue doesn't laugh at all.

The joker: "Well, I don't think a friendship is ever gonna develop between us."

"Probably not...probably not."

The teacher comes in and starts teaching the class.

The students never talk to each other again, and make sure in future class sessions to never sit next to or near each other ever again.

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