(The set-up
is that there is a coach who is always yelling at this runner furiously.)
Coach (Male, obviously)
(Yelling furiously in runner's face as he is running down the street.)
"What the fuck?!? You call that running?! My great-grandma can
run faster than that...and she's dead! She's fuckin' rotting away right
now while you run like a pussy! Get your shit together, you FUCKING
PUSSY! YOU'RE GONNA BRING THAT FUCKING TROPHY HOME THIS YEAR! YOU'RE
GONNA BRING US TO STATE AND IF YOU DON'T I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUR DOG!"
(Switch scene, still both
men running.)
Coach
"What do I want?!"
Runner
(Tiredly.) "The trophy."
Coach
"No--PERFECTION!"
(Pushes runner into lawn.)
Runner
(Falls over into lawn.)
(Gets back up, starts running immediately.)
Coach
"What do I want?!"
Runner
"Perfection."
Coach
"No--115%!"
(Pushes him down onto street.)
(Switch scene-they arrive
at the runner's house.)
Coach
"Hey, Mrs. Vandenheuvel."
Mrs. Vandenheuvel
"Hey, coach. Thanks for taking the boy out running today."
Coach
"Yeah. Now, remember, Brian--if you don't bring that fucking trophy
home this year I will fucking slaughter your dog. YOUR DOG IS AS GOOD
AS FUCKING DEAD IF WE DON'T GO TO STATE!"
(Switch scene. Very early
morning.)
Coach
(In Jimmy's bedroom.)
Jimmy
(Sleeping.)
Coach
(Lifts up megaphone.)
"Get up, you piece of shit. It's time to go running."
Jimmy
"wwwwwhhhhhaaaaattt...What time is it...?"
Coach
"It's fucking four a.m, now get your fat piece of shit pathetic
body out of bed...We have nine miles to run!"
[More to be added later.]