Drinking and Driving

(There is a male driving down the street. There is a bottle of liquor and a shot glass in the passenger street. He receives a call on his cell phone.)

Male
"Hello?"

Female
"Hey!"

Male
"Hey, honey, what's up?"

Female
"Nothing, I was just wondering where you are..."

Male
"Uh...I'm not sure, I'm trying to find my way back home...I'm actually drinking and driving right now, so if I could call you back in a little bit, that would be coo--"

Female
"What?! Oh my god, don't do that! I'll come pick you up!"

Male
"What are you talking about? Oh! Ha! I didn't mean that I'm already drunk...I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm well on my way there, but trust me, I'm not drunk driving...I'm drinking and driving. Hold on a sec, baby, I'm gonna take a shot...I've got a red light here."

(He pours himself a shot and then takes the shot with no chaser.)

Male
"Ooh...fuck, that burns...well, I'm gonna keep drinking for a little bit...I'll call you later."

(The end?)