Drink 'Til You Puke

(Two males arrive at an apartment.)

Male #1
"So, you wanna crack open a beer and some chips and watch the game, man?"

Male #2
(Comes up really uncomfortably close to Male #1.)
"No, man. I wanna drink until we fucking puke. I wanna drink 'til we're so drunk that we have gay sex...and I'm not even gay. In fact, I hate fags."

Male #1
"Dude, that's a really gay thing to say coming from a guy who ha--"

Male #2
"I wanna get so sloshed that we don't remember shit tomorrow, and have to go to work hungover as fuck, wishing so bad that we didn't have to work."

Male #1
"I think I'm gonna go..."

Male #2
(Grabs Male #1's arm.)
"I want to drink until we make this a night we'll regret forever."

Male #1
"Well, I'll see ya later."

Male #2
(Pours a shot.)
"Take a shot."

Male #1
"No, man, I gotta get going..."

Male #2
"Come on, dude, don't be a fag...just take this shot."

Male #1
"No, dude, really, I'm good."

Male #2
(Tightens his grip on Male #1's arm.)
"Take the fucking shot, faggot."

Male #1
"Okay, okay."
(Takes the shot.)
"Do you have any chasers or mixers or anything?"

Male #2
"Shut up, pussy. No. All I have is more fucking drinks. Do you wanna wash it down with another drink?"
(He quickly takes a shot and pours another one for Male #1.)
"Take this shot."

Male #1
"Okay, whatever."

(The pattern continues, with Male #2 quickly taking and then pouring shots. He seems determined to get Male #1 drunk.)