Emeril

(Some people are in a living room, watching Emeril. A boy enters the room, then stops once he sees the tv, frightened.)

Boy: "Dude, Emeril's the reason I don't sleep at night. Emeril gives me nightmares."

(There is light laughter from some people in the room.)

Boy: "No, seriously." (frantic and sweating)

(Fade out to heavier laughter from most everyone.)

Boy: "Turn it off...turn it off." (hysterical laughter from everyone but him)