The Funeral
(It
is after a funeral ceremony. Several friends and relatives mingle and
mourn over the loss they've endured. Also, everybody is dressed according
to the occasion.)
(Two
old friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are catching up.)
Male
#1
"So,
what have you been up these past few years?"
Male
#2
"Well,
most of my free time is spent coaching my son's basketball team."
Male
#1
"Oh,
yeah, you've always liked basketball."
Wife
of coach
"Yeah,
he's great, the kids love 'im."
Male
#2
"Oh,
c'mon now, hun, it isn't that great."
Male
#1
"What,
the fact that you change the lives of children by adding a helpful and
good influence on them? Tom, that's great!"
Male
#2
"Nah...So,
have you been keeping up with the finals, then?"
Male
#1
"Yeah,
I'm actually a big advocate of the Pistons."
(At
this point in the conversation, a man comes up to the two men and the
woman.)
Male
#3
"PISTONS,
NIGGA!!!!!"
Male
#2
"YEAH,
PISTONS, YEAH!!!!!"
Male
#4
"PISTONS
ALL THE WAY, MUTHAFUCKER!!!!!"
Male
#5
"YE,
YE, PISTONS NIGGA YEA!!!!!"
MALE
#6
"NIGGA
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK N SHIT COZ YOU KNOW PISTONS IS GOIN' ALL THE WAY."
MALE
#7
(Opens
coffin and screams into it.)
"DETROIT!!!!!"