Gun to Your Head
(Set-up: Three
people are in an interrogation room. A cop is questioning two men. One
is a big, intimidating man - Male #1. The man next to him looks to be
a passive, far weaker and frightened man - Male #2.)
Cop
"Some police officers were impressed with how well this was carried
out...except for the fact you got caught and you're going to rot in jail.
By the way, I wasn't impressed. You two are pathetic lowlifes. But it
looks like you guys planned this for a while. Is that true?"
Male #2
"Well, he must've...I didn't want anything to do wi--"
Male #1
"Shut up, honkey! We didn't plan on shit. I didn't do shit."
Cop
"Well, obviously you did. You're not gonna be able to argue your
way out of this one. I suggest you plead guilty. We just wanna know why
you did this."
Male #2
"I didn't want to do it!"
Male #1
(Hits Male #2.)
"Hey, man! Will you shut the fuck up?!?" (Takes out gun and
holds it up against and pointed at Male #2's head.) "It's not like
anybody put a gun to your head or anything like that! Nobody forced you
to do it. It's not like someone put a gun to your head, right?!?"
Male #2
(Clearly more frightened after he sees the gun being pointed at his head.)
"No, no, of course not, I mean come on, that's ridiculous...don't
be ridiculous. It's not like someone put a gun to my head. Nobody put
a gun to my head!"
(Looks at cop as if to say, "help me".)