Happy Ending

"I'm going to tell you a story, son, about me and your mom."

"Does it have a happy ending?"

"Well, yes, she did put her hand around my p.p. and then put it in her mouth...how did you kn - you know what happy ending means, wow, when I was 4 I could barely put sentences together - but you, you've grown up fast. I guess it's time I gave you the sex talk."

(The father is genuinely shocked, he just stares at the floor in ope spot, in wonder, some shock, and amazement, whereas the son is shocked, violated, and shaking.)

" 'Sex' ?"