"I Write About Cool Stuff"

(There are two males, smoking.)

Male #1
"So, what kind of music have you and your new band been making?"

Male #2
"Well, lately, it's been more alternative."

Male #1
"So, you're not into emo anymore?"

Male #2
"No, I don't write emo anymore...it's too fake and repetitive."

Male #1
"But, you still write songs and shit, right?"

Male #2
"Yeah, now I write about different stuff...you know, cool stuff."

Male #1
"Cool stuff? Like Terri Schiavo starving to death and the second World Trade Center being crashed into by a plane?"

Male #2
"No, not quite..."

Male #1
"Like Michael Jackson molesting boys but being found not guilty, and telephones ringing to which there is no answer?"

Male #2
"You're crazy, man."

Male #1
(is now in Male #2's face)
"Cool stuff, kinda like how Ray Charles was blind and monkeys smoking cigarrettes?"

Male #2
"No."

Male #1
"Do you mean cool stuff, such as eating dog food and pushing people with crutches over?"

Male #2
"Get away from me."

Male #1
"Man, I wish I had crutches."

Male #2
"Me too."