Jesus + Ecstasy = YES

(There are two males sitting at a table, eating their breakfast -- cereal. A man slams open the door. Males 1 and 2 are the men sitting at the table and Male #3 is the man who slams the door open.)

Male #1
"Holy shit, dude, that freaked me out."

Male #3
(Walks very fast towards table, starts yelling. )
"Duuude...you want some shit that will freak you out, fuck you up?!?"
(His hair is going in and out of his face, and he is 'talking' with his hands, i.e. making a lot of hand gestures.)

Male #1
"No...?"

Male #3
"Here, take this."

Male #1
"No, I don't want it."

Male #3
"Take it! Aaaah!"

Male #1
(Takes acid.)
"What, dude...it's not doing anything?"

Male #3
"That's because it was just a slip of paper with some ink on it!!!"
(Clears throat.)
(In a deep, serious voice): "No, but seriously, dude, do you want some shit that will freak you out...fuck you up even."

Male #1
"No...?"

Male #3
"Okay, thanks for your time."
(Picks up garbage bag full of aluminum cans.)

Male #1
"What?! You didn't have those when you came in?!?"

Male #3
(Puts money in Male #1's front pocket.)

Male #1
"What?!? You're paying me for the drugs you gave me?"

(Zoom in on Male #1's mouth, zoom out in cereal box.)

Male #3
(Taking money out of Male #1's wallet.)
"Did he say something?"

Male #1
(Staring intently at the back of the cereal box. Looks over with empty eyes at Male #3.)
"I think so."
(Goes back to looking at cereal box.)