Like Shooting People in a Basement
(Man walks
up to the counter at a gun store.)
Man behind counter: Hello,
sir. Can I help you?
Customer: Yeah, I'm looking
to buy a gun.
Man behind counter: Any
specific kind of gun you're looking for?
Customer: Umm...which gun
would be the best for shooting someone in the fucking face?
Man behind counter: What?!
Customer: Deer. Which would
be the best for shooting a deer?
Man behind counter: Uhhhh....well,
I'm not really sure.
Customer: Can I take a look
at that machine gun?
Man behind counter: The
machine gun? Why do you need a machine gun if you're going to shoot a
deer?
Customer (suspiciously):
Um, well, you see, I kind of have a deer infestation problem.
Man behind counter: A deer
infestation problem? Where?
Customer: In my basement.
That's where all the people are tied up.
Man behind counter: People?
Customer: Deer. That's where
all the deer are tied up and blindfolded.
Man behind counter: You
have deer in your basement, and they're tied up and blindfolded?
Customer (rolls eyes): Yeah,
that's what I said.
Man behind counter: Oh.
Well could I reccomend this rifle instead? It's a very good gun, and very
good for hunting. Hunting with this gun will make deer hunting so easy;
it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Customer: You mean like
shooting people in a basement.
Man behind counter: What's
that?
Customer: Deer in a basement.
Man behind counter: Sir,
I'm beginning to think that you don't need a gun for killing deer; I think
you need it for killing people.
Customer: You're incorrect.
Man behind counter: Is that
so?
Customer: Yes.
Man behind counter (apologetically):
Oh, I'm very sorry sir. I'm sorry to have questioned your motives. Here
you go.
(Hands the man the gun,
the fellow pays for the gun.)
Customer (as he's walking
out): I'm gonna kill me some sorority girls...
Man behind counter: What's
that?
Customer: Sorority girls.
Kill me some sorority girls.
THE END