"Racism Solves Everything"

(2 guys sitting on couch.)

Male #1
"I just don't see how being racist is going to solve anything, that's all."

Male #2
(Furiously) "What did you say?!?"
(Spits out water. Flips over both of their plates with peanut butter & jelly sandwiches on them.)
"I thought I raised you better than that!"

(Piano music starts playing.)

Male #2
(Close-up of face.)
"If only everyone were a little more racist, your children--my grandchildren--could grow up in a better world."

(Switch scene.)

Male #2
(Grabs son, slams swinging cabinet door on face.)
"Say it!"
(Slam!)

Male #1
"Say what?!"

Male #2
(SLAM!)
"Say it, bitch!"

Male #1
"I don't under--"

Male #2
(Interrupts him in mid-sentence by throwing him down a flight of stairs.)
(Walks down by son, lying in great pain on the floor.)
"Are you going to say it or not?"

Male #1
"What are you talki--"

Male #2
(Throws into bookcase, the shelves fall, and the books fall out.)

Male #1
"Say wha-huh-hut?"
(Crying, bleeding face.)

Male #2
" 'Racism solves everything!' "