Vault Soda

Two guys are sitting in a room, watching TV. One of the guys turns off the TV. The other guy looks at him. First guy sighs, then starts talking.

"Fuck, man, I'm really gonna miss April."

"Who's that."

"The month, you prick."

"Oh."

"'Cos, you know, there's never gonna be another April 2007."

"Yeah, I guess."

"You guess, or there ISN'T going to be another April 2007?"

"There isn't going to be another April 2007."

(Starts crying.) "It hurts even more to hear someone else say it. It just hurts so bad. Like when they discontinued Vanilla Coke, almost that bad. Or in the future, when they discontinue Vaul-- actually, that won't be so bad. I'd be fine with that."