Your
Golf Score
Here's a little background: you want a low golf score,
if you golf score goes down, that's a good thing. I thought this was common
knowledge, but apparently it's not common Rick Pease knowledge.
(Some men are
talking in the break room of their building of employment. They all seem
similar to each other and seem like they would get along. A guy walks
quickly into the room, he seems like he doesn't fit in with the other
people and that he might not get along with them. We'll call him Excited
Guy, since he seems hyper/excited/on coke and everyone else is relatively
calm/boring/plain/simple/old - middle-aged.)
Crazy Guy: "Hey, uh,
did you guys hear about the WEATHER!?!"
Normal Guy #1: "What
are you talking about?"
Crazy Guy: (turns to another
guy) "Are you guys talking about golf?!? What's up dude, how are
the greens today!"
Normal Guy #2: "Yeah,
what's up?"
Crazy Guy: "Not your
golf score, bitch!"
Normal Guy #2: "Ahaha,
that's right, FAGGOT!"
Everyone but Crazy Guy:
(laughing at Crazy Guy) "AHAHA!"
(Everyone laughs at Crazy
Guy like he's the biggest loser ever. Crazy Guy looks like he's going
to cry, the camera zooms in on the workers and scans everyone's faces
as they laugh loudly at Crazy Guy. The shot fades out.)