"You Think I'm Black?!?"

Set-up: Three males are in a car. The two people not driving are deciding/arguing over where to go to lunch. One wants to go to Subway and one wants to go to KFC. There is the driver, who is male, a black male, and a white male. The black male has previously asked the driver for a dollar towards his lunch. The driver has no preference where to go.

Black Male
"Come on, man, let's go to KFC."

White Male
"No, dude, we just went there the other day. Let's go to Subway."

Black Male
"Nah."

White Male
"Oh, come on...you're not even paying for your own lunch, man."

Black Male
(Clearly outraged.)
"WHAT?!? Stop the fucking car!"

Driver
(Stops the car immediately.)

Black Male
(Turns around and stares at white male with an evil look.)
"You think I'm black, huh?! You think I don't pay for my own food?! Do you think I'm fucking black or something?!?

White Male
"No...no, man, no. You're not black. I'm not saying that you're black, I didn't mean it that way, man...come on, don't get upset!"

Black Male
"You fucking bitch...I will pop a cap in your ass, whitey, you hear me?!"