"You Would Do The Same Thing"

Male #1
"Oh, come on, man, if you were in that situation, you would do the same thing."

Male #2
(Stops walking, clearly infuriated.)
"WHAT?!? Are you making assumptions about me again, you fucking dick?!? Like, when you said, "you probably would like this kid", or "yeah, you wouldn't think that movie is funny either", or "you got that assignment done, right?", or "if you don't like seafood, then you wouldn't like this restaurant"? God, I can't believe I fucking hang out with you!

Male #1
"What? I thought it was pretty safe to say you would do the same thing in that situation, because most people would! I didn't think you'd freak the fuck out!"

Male #2
"Oh, here we go again! You're making more assumptions about me! What's next---you're gonna say I'm gay, huh?! Is that what you think, huh?! You think I'm gay?!? You think I like to push people's shit in, especially guy's?!? 'Cos I don't!"

Male #1
"What?! I never said or was gonna say you push people's shit in!"

Male #2
"...That's right! Good! 'Cos I don't...I don't push people's shit in."